I woke up this morning to see these “flower power” guys protesting out on my deck. One of them was yelling “we know where you live” Apparently they didn’t like my last blog about their new-found friend Larry.
I didn’t know weeds had access to the internet, must be those little webs hidden in among their leaves. I’m going to find their spokesleafperson and give him a spray.
Cowards. They’ve sprinted off.
I’m giving in. It’s back to eating meat with chips
ring ring ring.
It’s my phone
“who’s that?” I ask.
“The Potato Union.”
” How did you get my number?”
“We heard it on the vine.”
“Are you with these guys?”
“No we’re a different branch.”
“Ok I’ll forget the chips. I’ll have a Vegemite sandwich instead.”
3 thoughts on “OH MAN WHAT’S HAPPENING HOUSEPLANTS HAVE RIGHTS TOO”
Clever! I love it! Thanks for the whimsy this beautiful morning. Oh, and … watch your back!
All plants are behaving well this morning they know it’s a long week end and BBQ time. They don’t want to be collateral damage.
Haha! They’re a spirited bunch. Do they know you own secateurs and are prepared to use them.. ?